MacKyber's Legal Department wishes to clarify several inaccuracies in the recent musical documentary about former employee Rita Chen: 1. We do not "steal" memories - we optimize unused nostalgia for maximum flavor efficiency 2. Ms. Chen was not "heroic" - she was suffering from acute Corporate Loyalty Deficiency Syndrome 3. Our executives do not "cackle evilly" - that's our new customer satisfaction notification sound We're proud that Rita has found success in the entertainment industry, even if it's the "underground resistance music video" sector, which apparently exists now.