The algorithm says you'll love this video created by a celebrity chef with seven Michelin stars who was contractually forbidden from appearing on camera to maintain "everyman" vibe. Watch beautiful people with perfect metabolisms pretend to care about freedom. Green-screen yourself eating grey nutrient paste for a chance to win our "Taste Freedom Fighter" merch bundle (ethically produced in our algorithm-managed factory)! The "homemade" soupés were designed by the same team that does those favourite shop bags. The steam? Real. The emotions? Directed. Some call it a dystopia. We call it an aesthetic. Photography by a human* (*Human-assisted, AI-approved).