Gaming
Dopamine machine
The NPC in the corner Staring blank and wide He’s got no thoughts No dreams Just a glitch in the ride Life on repeat Oh It’s all he’ll ever know But hey who needs depth when the Wi-Fi’s slow Hooray for boobies
Biding my time
Biding my time 🎭 META COMMENTARY: There are no main characters in real life. So why does a video has to have Main Character? (And That's The Point) 🎭 A supposed protagonist Jake Morrison does literally nothing to drive the plot forward. He's basically a very confused piece of furniture that occasionally makes noise. Jake is basically a very expensive MacGuffin with commitment issues. Revolutionary? Probably not. Accurate representation of some relationships? 👀 You decide! 🤖💕
Out of Style
MacKyber's Legal Department wishes to clarify several inaccuracies in the recent musical documentary about former employee Rita Chen: 1. We do not "steal" memories - we optimize unused nostalgia for maximum flavor efficiency 2. Ms. Chen was not "heroic" - she was suffering from acute Corporate Loyalty Deficiency Syndrome 3. Our executives do not "cackle evilly" - that's our new customer satisfaction notification sound We're proud that Rita has found success in the entertainment industry, even if it's the "underground resistance music video" sector, which apparently exists now.
Dopamine machine
The NPC in the corner Staring blank and wide He’s got no thoughts No dreams Just a glitch in the ride Life on repeat Oh It’s all he’ll ever know But hey who needs depth when the Wi-Fi’s slow Hooray for boobies
Biding my time
Biding my time 🎭 META COMMENTARY: There are no main characters in real life. So why does a video has to have Main Character? (And That's The Point) 🎭 A supposed protagonist Jake Morrison does literally nothing to drive the plot forward. He's basically a very confused piece of furniture that occasionally makes noise. Jake is basically a very expensive MacGuffin with commitment issues. Revolutionary? Probably not. Accurate representation of some relationships? 👀 You decide! 🤖💕
Out of Style
MacKyber's Legal Department wishes to clarify several inaccuracies in the recent musical documentary about former employee Rita Chen: 1. We do not "steal" memories - we optimize unused nostalgia for maximum flavor efficiency 2. Ms. Chen was not "heroic" - she was suffering from acute Corporate Loyalty Deficiency Syndrome 3. Our executives do not "cackle evilly" - that's our new customer satisfaction notification sound We're proud that Rita has found success in the entertainment industry, even if it's the "underground resistance music video" sector, which apparently exists now.
Dopamine machine
The NPC in the corner Staring blank and wide He’s got no thoughts No dreams Just a glitch in the ride Life on repeat Oh It’s all he’ll ever know But hey who needs depth when the Wi-Fi’s slow Hooray for boobies
